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MY ENGLISH BAD AND I DID NOT KNOW IT SORRY

Tuesday, December 11th, 2007

Recently I got a comment from an unknown person stating that I had a horrible sense of English. I do not know how or why did she/he comment so. Neither would I disclose his/her Ip Address but I just would like to say openly now that I do not have any problems in writing English..

Just to prove this I am writing this post so that my English could be tested . Well I do not think that I have a horrible sense of English and either my English is from Mars which you people could not understand. The point or the simple fact is many people do install plugins which enable change of language from your own language to the language which you do know understand.

Just Look below for the figure

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I had this plugin in my blog which rewrite’s content on the fly means that when you write any content or any post on your Blog then your post will be same which  you write but when the processing of page begins then the plugins takes lead role and changes all the contents from it’s database to its synonyms so that your posts could stay unique on the Blog-O-Sphere.

Now I have deactivated this plugin , so that so called Blog Reader of mine could read how Well English I can write.

Now About the comment So Just see the image below . It is from the admin Panel

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I removed the IP address and the Name so that it might not be public but still I am disclosing that the reader who commented belongs to the NCR region of India i.e. Ghaziabad , Delhi , Gurgaon , Noida or some other place.

And Last but not the least <<<<<>>>>> My English Bad Sorry . My English is so bad that I was the district topper in English in CBSE Board Exams  in Class XII with 93% and In Class X with 91% and I did not know that my English was so bad that someone could not read it… Sorry….

I am weeping , I am trying my level best to improve the quality of English I speak or write… but do not know how many people have better English than mine……

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Wednesday, November 14th, 2007

As infrequently we am upon DigitalPoint.com we come opposite multiform people offered blogposts similar to they have been we do it customarily for income . we customarily do it since we do need a little income to get determined in a blogosphere as good as additionally to await my family . In a month of Oct we warranted over a thousand dollars usually by approach sales, promotion income, Blog posts, my network of sites as good as most more.

Overall we do not suggest carrying some-more than a single site or limit of 2 to 3 sites or blogs since it is in truth a really most tall perfected pursuit to say blogs . Now when we try to say a little of my blogs we customarily get starting with them really simply since they have been really reduction in series though consider for those who have around 100 or some-more sites, how do they say their sites as good as how do they try to reason their sites . Now a month is Nov as good as we have suspicion to get a aim or$ 1500+ this month which we consider is not tough to grasp since we have already got @$ 1000 as good as still there is half month left as good as If this will be my speed of earning income we will really lend towards to get around$ 2000 by this month’s finish, as good as If we do get which most of volume we will reason a New Year competition which will embody something as good as we will be seeking for sponsors as good so which It competence enlarge rating of my blog with a sponsor’s blog / site as well.

So who is starting to await me in sponsoring a competition . we am really seeking brazen to have around 3 to 4 sponsors for my competition who will have all a management similar to me though they will have to minister in a competition …… . Though do not consider it differently . . we will be asking for announcement space upon your blogs customarily . Not for income from we . A competition Prize would be during$ 100( Worth Prizes) for First Winner as good as might be we can confirm about second as good as third place as well..

So wait for for for a contests which have been entrance upon a New Year’s Eve as good as additionally upon Yuletide …………… . Keep entrance to this blog as good as wait for for for a little some-more action

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TELEMARKETING CALLS

Tuesday, November 13th, 2007

I got a droll mail currently which we suspicion we should share with all of we . So we am pity this currently as good . As we know a telemarketing calls have been a calls which many of a Indians have been fed up of yet still a telemarketers do not stop to call . Recently we was examination a module upon CNN IBN where a module was about a call core guys . Now As we worked in a call core, we know just how it feels in a call core . So Those who have been fed up of telemarketing calls here is an recommendation yet droll ( Should taken in Humor as good as not taken severely)

1 . After a telemarketer finishes vocalization, ask him/her to wed you.

2 . Discuss it a telemarketer we have been bustling during a impulse, as good as ask him/her, if he/she will give we his/her home phone series so we can call him/her back.

3 . Ask them to repeat all they contend, multiform times.

4 . Discuss it them it is cooking time, BUT ask if they would greatfully reason . Put them upon your orator phone whilst we go upon to eat during your convenience . Smack your food loudly as good as go upon with your cooking conversation.

5 . Discuss it them which all commercial operation goes by your representative, as good as palm a phone to your 5 year aged child.

6 . Discuss it them we have been tough of conference as good as which they need to verbalise up… . louder…louder . ..louder!

7 . Discuss it them to verbalise unequivocally solemnly since we wish to write each word down.

8 . If they begin out with, “How have been we today?”, contend “I’m so blissful we asked, since no a single these days seems to caring, as good as we have all these problems… . ……… ”

9 . Cry out in warn, “Helen, is which we ? I’ve been anticipating you’d call! How is a family?” When they demand they have been not Helen, discuss it them to stop fooling around . This functions generally good if a telemarketer is unequivocally MALE.

10 . Discuss it a ICICI call core man to call upon your Office number.- as good as give him a HSBC call core number.

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